As I work tirelessly, in and out of my mind on things, please enjoy this moment.
Presented by my slut of an elf (Sammy).
Filed under: Christmas, Elf on the Shelf, Got wood?, Holidays, Lorre-isms, oh silly me, Used my kids toys without permission, WTF! Tagged: Elf on the Shelf, humor, like a virgin pina colada, Merry Christmas, sex, threesome, toys make good props, you had to go there